A nice jeep--brightens my morning's blue

I always dream of owning a jeep...I like the tall eyeview...and the rugged look! If I am a proud owner of a jeep..I will name it : BASTARD. Think it is a cool name. With my driving skills and sometimes, reckless speed demon spirit, my jeep will definitely get lots of middle fingers pointing from passers-by. And I will anticipate drivers yelling from their cars' window: hey, bastard! watch where u are going...fuck..u cut into my lane....