IF only crows wear diapers!

Just send my baby corolla for a HOT WAXING. Now its body is shiny and spotless.
It is irritating to see White SPOTS on ur beloved baby (bird shit lah). My carpark is an open-air one and there are lots of trees and living happily on these trees are a bunch of crows which treat all cars as their W.C. HOW I hope that these crows can wear diapers for these 2 nights so that all the new waxed cars can be spotless.

Dear Mr and Mrs crows, ur help in keeping the environment clean will appreciated and WE, the car owners, apologised for any incovenience caused in the event that you all need to wear diapers or even shift your W.C. to somewhere else.

Happie NEW YEAR!